Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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