so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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