my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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