i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Afterwards she kept poking it and saying "it looks so sad and small" I dont know if I wanted to reach this state in our relationship...
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Just a heads up that Dad just brought home a new Porsche and the sales girl he bought it from.
Umm okay. What are they doing?
They’re in the hot tub
Can I get divorced when I grow up?
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