So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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