is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
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You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
I need to align my fucking chakras
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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