At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I apologize for violently hooking up with her in front of you in the jacuzzi last night.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
I don't know how Dave is alive, I feel like he's been drinking since I met him.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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