Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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