I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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