census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
I told him I was going to sit on his face after I got out of the shower, he threw up the arm boners and yelled "STEVE HOLT!!" I might actually stop sleeping with other dudes.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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