Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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