it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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