Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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