It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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