and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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