So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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