Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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