just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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