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her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
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