People with herpes should wear stickers.
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
Just threw up in the shower. Hangovers at 23 are the best.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
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