I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
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