My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Just smoked pot with a guy who has apparently been living in the woods for over a month. He just walked out of the woods. This is not real life.
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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