idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
no, i remember trying to staple my nipples together. I just can't figure out where the hell stapler came from.
She slapped his drink out of his hand to get him to leave the bar while he and I were having an intense debate about the lyrics to mmmbop
I say we start a new tradition. I came up with it all by myself. It's called work out, lay out, black out
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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