So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I wear drunk well.
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