He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
Dude did I even see you at the bar. Cause I was for sure there then the next second apparently I was crying next to my Christmas tree because nobody believed in me.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
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