There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
I did a kegel this morning to determine if I had been penetrated during last night's blackout. Nope.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Randomize
