Did u get laid? I went and bought lube and fleshlighted it while moaning ur name the whole time.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Found your dick twin last night
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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