Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Did I just hear you ask Siri about the meaning of life?
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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