I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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