weddingsv make me drug and hornr
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm playing wingman, but I want to pull a Goose and die.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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