I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
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