they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
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