adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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