Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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