proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I don't think brook has ever known best
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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