I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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