we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Randomize
