I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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