I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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