There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
My boobs are numb because I've been using them as stress balls
You peed in my kitchen, while crying and insisting my floor was a toilet.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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