Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
She still didn't believe that he would cheat on her so I finally said "how else would I know that his batman mask is still in the back of his car from halloween?" I think she accepted it
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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