Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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