they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
I love you but I don't want to see you naked.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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