Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
Ive seen a birth plenty of times, pretty awesome like a bear trying to climb out of a volkswagon.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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