If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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