do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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