Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
You are in charge of making sure that her vagina explodes with joy tonight.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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