I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Just had a threesome with my best friend and LSAT teacher...just checked three things off my bucket list in one night
The man at the checkout said "Somebody's not fucking around".
It's gonna be a good night
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
Randomize
