I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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