Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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