Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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