absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
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