he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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