Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
I need to stop coming to work sober
She announced her abortion via fbk
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Sorry, I know you're at the airport but a gram of coke is missing so good luck with security!
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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