well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
My boss walked in on me puking in the urinal while taking a piss. Sunday funday is eroding my last shred of credibility at work.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
Randomize
