um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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