She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Randomize
